DEFAULT
HONEST
$0
24 hours between spins. The artwork as intended.
KEEP WAITINGTHE JOKE WITH A CARD READER
Pay to wait less. That is the product.
Free is the honest tier: twenty-four hours. That is the piece. If you cannot sit with a thought, the house will sell you a shorter clock. Nobody needs this. That is why it exists.
IMPATIENT
HALF TIME
$12/mo
12 hours. You paid rent on restlessness.
COVETED
THE EIGHT
$35/mo
8 hours. The velvet rope around a slightly smaller wait.
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